December 2010
Dropped both phones into a pool. I feel like I am...
I've decided after finishing this film course i'm...
Needs to happen sooner or later.
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I'm Wesley Snipes but my skin less chocolatey
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I'm Justin Bieber but my skin more chocolatey
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Walk into the toilet about to take a piss
In my headphones “don’t look down, its an impossible view..” Lol.
I’m shedding skin y’all, thanks to the heat.
always dressed with nowhere to go
Talk to me baby, I'm lost for words
"Your hands on my hands, your skin on my hands"
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I'm addicted to chewing gum. You know 'Orbit...
Random or maybe not cause I need more.
Compliments to your parents
I wish I was as cool as I was when I was a little...
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In South Africa blowing up my phone bill
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Hearing my uncles song first thing stepping out...
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You're african, why are you called Alex
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I'm so chill
Teachers always complain about my laidback attitude
fuckyeahkanyewest:
Christmas in Harlem - Kanye...
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I'm one of those people who want to be important...
I make the best Tuna & Sweetcorn sandwich.
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Curtis got slapped by a white teacher →
Read this letter lol
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"I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho"
Talladega Nights
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"Chip, I'm gon' come at you like a spider monkey"
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“Dear tiny Jesus, with your golden, fleece diapers with your tiny little fat balled up fists, pawing at the air…” - Ricky Bobby, Talladegga Nights.
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I eat a 250ml tin of sweetcorn a day
I think I'm Curtis Bowen©
